Violent. Rude. Sexist. Dangerous. And harmful to animals. Here's some top TV ads that have fallen foul of the authorities.
Suicide Bomber. Volkswagen
Here's an idea. How about we show a suicide bomber in an ad designed to show the VW Polo as a 'Small but tough' car. Yep, could work.
Chavs. Paddy Power
Wrong. Unpleasant. Highly offensive. Yet brilliant in every way.
Kylie. Agent Provocateur
Lingerie ad featuring pop star writhing on a mechanised rodeo bull. Voted the greatest cult cinema advert of all time.
Snow road. Mercedes Benz
OK, it's not the sort of thing that responsible role models should be advocating, but what a great ad all the same.
John Fountain is a freelance copywriter
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