About me

I am Rudi O'Neil and my copywriting peregrination has been inhibited by what is doubtless C.V. lacuna; resultant in job-offer-famine.

Any company employing me would not only be favourably coddling me out of this SEO abysm that is my subjection, but also using my unique syntax for company/client benefit.

The enmity that I feel towards the trite ordure that is my current day to day task-list is slowly turning me so otiose that the last time I looked in the mirror I could have sworn that I was part-translucent.

If you look at some of the current work that I have been doing it will elucidate my ability to inject some life into the most torpid of subjects. This effect is generally a blend of wit and magniloquence, in relation to language.

I require the opportunity to be given challenging work on a daily basis, so that my cerebrum can perform with lucidity and floridity, thus stopping me from feeling buckled to my computer chair by straps made out of 100% ennui.

This cri de coeur is exactly that, and if you want to give me the chance to coruscate for your company, then that is exactly what I will do.