About me

It was the year of 2004 when I was taking a long walk through a mystical forest of so called "Learning The Second Language At School" only to find myself trapped there for what seemed to be the eternity (thankfully it was only 10 years). I was just a young, fun-sized word warrior back then and equipped with just a mere six metre sword with a blade made of Daedric steel named "Books, Tv Shows, Music and Games" that truly could slay any monster showing up along the way. Mind you, I have always been an exceptionally humble wanderer. I was ready to accept any quest thrown at me, because I am Polish. Yes, a native Polish person. I have a constant supply of countless generations' vodka in my bloodstream therefore bravery is engraved in my genes. (I actually don't drink alcohol at all, it is enough that my ancestors loved ethanol. Do not worry about it.)

Here I am, multiple years later, still thriving. I have slayed dragons, I have fought thieves. Been everywhere and nowhere. Morrowind

Certainly this short description serves the purpose and will show you my English language abilities. I offer:

- creating entire worlds and stories for you: creative writing

- helping you become a kick-ass multi-millionaire singer that all girls/boys love: songwriting

- making your interesting works available to a broader audience: translating (Polish-English/English-Polish)

- filling up your websites with pleasant, interesting nonsense: typical copywriting

I sincerely look forward to working with you. :)