About me

I'm a fast and efficient illustrator and I enjoy want I do delivering a high standard of work meeting deadlines.Currently, i am illustrating the people across the street with my night vision goggles.I would like to work with a giant sausage man, who i can call my friend, i'd show him off to everyone until one day a giant regular man would come along and eat him, but it'd be ok because that's the way life is, and he was getting pretty boring anyway.i think about robot cowboys who can't fight because they weren't invented around the same time as guns, and so they just stand around in bars getting madder and madder until one of the real mean ones decides to construct a death ray out of small rocks and its own body parts. Unfortunatly he his unable to use the death ray as he used his limbs for the death ray and so when he returns to the bar all the other robots laugh at him and point, and he gets a little depressed. also i like illustration and films and world music. i like photography.i love music, i like when you're listening to something and it makes your belly go all tingly like its full of tiny pixies making honey and candy floss in a fair ground factory under your skin. Everything is brilliant apart from the tea cups they just make me feel sick for the rest of the day and i feel disappointed i've wasted �16 to get in to the stupid arcade anyway. That was with discount coupons aswell, I suppose it is peak season but still. I managed to get rid of the tiny pixies with a little pepto bismol. Furry little blighters. At the moment I've been listening to Antony and the Johsons and Cake. I love playing my guitar, apparently i have i guardian angel called Piere who, sits in the room with me when i play, songs and things, "i don't like being watched" i tells him, "i don't care he tells me" so i usually end up leaving the room.