About me

Decided I wanted a job as a "creative" after seeing a gorilla play a Phil Collins drum solo in an effort to flog a chocolate bar. That, and being able to use an adjective instead of a noun for my job title.

I've used talking Russian meerkats to sell insurance (comparethemarket), vibrating dildos to flog fizzy drinks (Tango), hired a bored vampire to get excited about a mobile game (Virgin Games), and miraculously given estate agents a likeable personality (Purplebricks) to name but a few campaigns.

When i'm not bowing to my corporate masters, I like to write stuff that doesn't fall under the jurisdiction of Clearcast and the account team. In 2019 I finished my first short film 'This is English' which, at the time of writing this self-indulgent section, has picked up numerous awards at film festivals.

Most of the stuff I attempt to make involves comedy. It's kind of a necessity when you're a long-suffering Ipswich Town and Scotland fan...