About me

Precarious Mid-life crisis 2014-Present

Does what it says on the tin. Ish. Figuring it out. Bored. Loafer. Benefits scrounger. Humiliated but far from humble. Pissed. Pissed off. Sober. Pissed. Skint. Debtor. Perpetual nicotine giverupper, ebay addict and gym dodger. Out of it. In on it. Retired cyclist and Endocrine psuedo-specialist trying to find a pair of designer jeans that fit properly that don't cost more than a tenner. R1 Big Bang Fantasist, Mirror Kicker, Knee Down Delusionist and Traffic Hater. Currently writing my first book '1001 Successful Work Avoidance Techniques' from the perimeter fence at Zoosk.

- Artworker — GPJ 2013

- I&D Technician — Skyline Whitespace

- Various Self Employed —

- Design & Project Manager — MEMS

- Designer & Artworker — Advanced Vetting 2006

- Artworker — BT 2005

- Designer & Artworker — Design Hutch 2005

- Artworker — MRI 2004

- Catalogue Artworker — Northamber PLC 2004

- Magazine Artworker — IPC 2000