About me

Take my ideas and run with them and make a lot of money. All I ask is that if you make a bunch of money from one of my ideas, please pass some of your net gain of assets back to me so I can afford to keep coming up with ideas.

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"Sometime when you least expect it, you reallize that someone loved ya, and that means that someone can love ya again."

--Homer Simpson

"Shut up and LOVE ME!"

--Kiff from Futurama

♬ Would you ♪ could you ♪ won't you be ♪ my Facebook Friend

Being a physically distinctive and thus very recognizable person means that many people know me while leaving me wondering "who are all these people

JTG is a pan-dimensional sentient life-form composed of pure quantum energy. In order to more easily observe and fully interact with the mostly harmless resident beings of this space-time continuum, JTG acquired a corporeal humanoid form via a materialization process from a Monterey Bay fog bank into a lettuce field in the Salinas Vall