About me

Having completed a five year stint in the USA, I have returned to the motherland to continue my career in the broadcast/production industry. I appreciate that I am in for an entry-level position, but this is no problem as ever since I won an egg and spoon race in year 4 I have always had the dream of carrying tea (or coffee) to people whilst moving at great speed. Granted I had glued the egg to the spoon and, for some reason, everyone else was in a potato sack but I won none the less. Integrity has always been my strong suit, and the suit (yes THE suit) is particularly strong due to a sticky situation involving Uhu glue which was a rather unpleasant experience. Experience is something I also lack but can, without doubt, gain from working at a company. Which, needless to say is something I look forward interviewing for shortly. Interviewing is undoubtedly my weak suit (which was also ruined by the previously mentioned Uhu) ever since I took 'take a seat' literally and ended up in A&E with a criminal record (similar in most respects to my first one, Take On Me by A-ha). I look forward to any contact, although working for a company will be a victory as hollow as the egg on my spoon right back in year 4.