About me

Who is Gooch Richards

According to advertising folklore, Gooch Richards is the result of David Droga artificially inseminating a Cannes Gold Lion with the lead from a Black D&AD Pencil. As far as advertising legends go, The Gooch is unparalleled.

Bursting onto the scene in 2014, The Gooch was immediately welcomed into the upper echelons of adland. Charismatic, handsome and talented, this triple threat quickly showed why he is considered the most important person the industry's seen since Bill Bernbach.

STRENGTHS:

— Writing words to sell things

— Gluten & lactose tolerance

— Being a muse to my fellow creatives

— Not conforming to classical beauty standards

— Finding Wally (Waldo)

— Wearing an official Spice Girls hat (see profile photo)

— Typin9 without lookjng at thekeybosrd

— Listening to Ace of Base

— White male privilege

— Mute beatboxing

— Sperm donation

— Buzzwords

— Synergy, optimisation, benchmarking, future-proofing & seamless integration

WEAKNESSES:

— Ryan Gosling in The Notebook

— Hay fever

— IKEA meatballs

— Ryan Gosling in The Notebook

— Asbestos

— ISIS

— Untangling headphones

— Eating lip balm

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Availability
Looking for work
Tagged Job Titles
Contract
Perm, Freelance, Temp-Perm, Part time, Remote
Location
London, London, United Kingdom
Skill Level
Middleweight
Creativepool member since 11 April 2018