About me

Dear Sir/Madam. Let me tell
you a little about myself. I am useless. This is NOT false modesty -
I'm genuinely hopeless. I can't drive, I own no property, have no kids,
no savings, I'm not married, I'm short, fat and certainly no looker. Oh
and I support Everton. In fact the only thing that has kept me from
spending the past 29 years aggressively waving a paper cup at passers
by (while drunkenly blowing into a harmonica) is my work. Advertising
copywriter. This I believe I AM good at (and as I have been through
three recessions, including this one, without getting the elbow, I'm
guessing those who have employed me, kind of agree). I've won awards
all over the world (including 3 Lions at Cannes) and have more ideas in
a day that most people do in a month. Anyway, enough of that me, me, me
stuff. You're the one deciding. If I'm contacted, it will be proof to
me that you know what you're doing. If not, then it means the decision
was made on age or something other than talent so...I definitely wasn't
your man anyway. Thank you for your consideration. Good luck. Eugene
Ruane.