ABOUT

A man sits on the sofa watching TV in the living room. He has one hand down his underwear and scratches his balls. He then removes his hand and smells it with pleasure.
Cut to dog sitting by the sofa, watching this entire scene without blinking, judging his owner’s deed.
Enter tagline: He knows too much. Treat him well.
Ends with pack shot of the man placing so much Special Dog food in the bowl that it overflows.