About me

ME ME ME

The obligatory bio: my opportunity to annihilate all the interest you have in my work and words with a few pithy lines about how I really wanted to be an astronaut and how much I miss my cat ever since it wafted itself skywards to moggy afterlife.

Or, I could ram it full of SEO-friendly buzzwords and portmanteaus about how I can help boost your ranking signals with winfluencers through carefully-curated scamps.

Or even a catchy strapline - like "Anybody can do ordinary. Extraordinary requires something different."

But I won't.

Simply put, If you're building a campaign from the ground up, or overhauling your existing marketing, I can help.

If you know exactly what you want to say, I can help you say it better. If you're not quite sure, I'll help you figure it out.

Whether you are an established brand or making your first breakthrough, you will get the same level of commitment and professionalism, from a writer who has worked with a variety of companies, from the quirky to the legendary.

On the other hand, if all you need is fantastic copy, that's exactly what I'll deliver.