About me
Let me guess... you're here because you sold your voice to a corporate sea witch who promised you high conversions in exchange for sounding "professional" and "brimming with authority"
You poor unfortunate soul.
The only people winning by you using templates and overworked formulas are the Ursula's selling you custom GPT's and some mighty mediocre Mad Libs-esque website copy.
True
Buttttt the even bigger truth is that your brand has a voice akin to Ariel's and it's as unique as a dinglehopper. All you need to do is define it. In 2026, authenticity and originality will win over polished copy. Every. Single. Time.
I'm Sarah— a copywriter with a background in performance who brings creative agencies, arts organizations, and small businesses to new heights (even tho I'm 5"1) through copy that makes people go "damn I wanna be Part of THAT world."
What people keep hiring me for on repeat:
I've trained with Copyhackers, Emma Givens, Wordfetti, and WordTonic, and worked with everyone from solopreneurs and design agencies to corporate brands.
Ready to go from flippin' your fins to jumpin' and dancin'
Skills
B2B, B2C, Brand Messaging, brand voice, Content, Copywriting, SEO