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Rules are for the lost who don’t know they’re lost: A list of nos & maybes by Annie Liao Jones

America since 1977
Miss Manners
eeewwwwww
Mind Your Manners
go say that to a boy they’re neanderthals
Talk Like A Lady
why that’s boring
Santa Claus
the part about the elves makes me not believe it
Home Economics
i can cook and sew later not for life
Theology
oh it’s a made up word for a book of rules for no reason & it’s scary so keep your testament a testimony
Latin
why it’s a dead language but yeah it’s real like history and more people should like learn it but they’re dead inside already so that’s ironic
Some Dude That’s All-Knowing
knows nothing about me but madonna thanked him for her MTV music award
Telling
no show me
Buy
what
More
what
Understand
what
Understand
me
Understand
why
Understand
no you don’t get a big thing called
meaning
The Pledge of Allegiance
why argue about it it’s not a big deal
Commerce
yeah capitalism means supply and demand so if there’s more demand than there might be more supply so that’s equality and maybe a middle class
Believe me
okay I’ll listen
Believe Us
no
Believe in Only Me
no way are you kidding me
No I’m Serious
about what
Take Me Seriously
why
I’m Serious
so
I Matter
why
I’m All Knowing
you know nothing you a pebble head

So It Happened
and people think they’re woke

not funny and so not my kind the anti-template is a way of looking at life