About me
Dear employer,
You may or may not know but the government don't want any
long-term dole scroungers anymore, it's hard to be a lay-about
these days. One way they are doing this is putting dolelites on
“harassed them back to work” courses. Part of the
course is to sent out a million job applications. As you can imagine a
load of useless applications get sent out, wasting valuable internet
bandwidth and your time.
If this application annoyed you and you voted Tory then you only
have your self to blame, expect more. If you didn't vote Tory then
it's another handy excuse to hate the government.
Man I got to get out of England, what a dump. I can't
understand why anyone who can afford plane-fare stays in this
country.
Sorry about this,
Robert (job-seeker)