About me

HEY, LEGEND,
I'm a freelance writer/director and we should probably work together.

HERE'S WHAT YOU CAN EXPECT:

LAUGHTER
I like to say I only do comedy, but I have a mortgage and a wife with expensive taste. And she wants to renovate.

GENIUS
I've never made a mistake in my life. But there are thousands of things I'll never do again. Lucky for you, I learned on someone else's dollar.

IDEAS
As many as you can handle. Maybe more than you can handle. Always 100% on-brief.

FLEXIBILITY
Hire me to write. Or Direct. Or both.

WINS
I love solving creative briefs, can pitch like a champ, and out of five Marketing Directors have crushes on me.

EASE
No ego here. I can take a note. And I have great production partners all over the world who will help things run smooth as.

FUN
If I have to explain this to you, ignore everything you've just read. Don't call me.

But, if you want to collaborate on killer scripts, pitch and sell award-winning ideas, and make cool content...

I'm your donkey-loving man.*
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*not like that, perv.