About me

Play the music! Light the lights! It's the ... Oh, wait, you're here to offer me a job

I'm the guy it was said of, 'We've never worked with anyone quite so ... *unique* before' ... I'm almost certain they meant it as a compliment ... definitely - I mean, what else could they have been saying

Joking aside, if you want someone equally at home with creating Disneyesque musical riffs (words only, piano keys don't like me - but I could probably sing it for you ... No

What's more, if you're *also* after a wizardly whizz of a wizard of editing, punctuation, and general wordplay, sometime creative genius (hey, that's a previous employer talking, not me - I merely mention these things ...), and master of Adobe Creative Cloud (well, sort of) - if you don't mind the occasional mild explosion or breach in the space-time continuum caused by *impossibly* perfect punctuation rubbing together (whew!) - then maybe we should talk ...
You know where to find me: third portal on the right in the Room of Mystic Writers in the Castle of LinkedIn. Alternatively, an email sent by electronic carrier pigeon should reach me in time to save the day. Good faery-godmother recruiters welcome to drop in for tea. (Evil orcs of HR by appointment only, please - just kidding!)
So, did I get the job