About me

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True story: In the third grade, Salvatore Stutz ripped up a book report I had done before I handed it in. In turn, I stabbed him in the hand with a sharp pencil.
That did not go over well at school and I was subsequently sent home for five days. My father almost scalped me, but my less-explosive uncle just laughed and said, "Looks like we might have a future copywriter in the family."

I was young, so I ran with that.

And now I write things that are persuasive, interesting, original, authentic, oddball, to the point, urgent, attractive, educational, informative, serious, ridiculous, funny, actionable and measurable among other things.

I work quickly without sacrificing detail or any end-goals. That is to say I don't cut corners, but I diligently follow timelines while always delivering the agreed upon expectations. Delivering above and beyond the brief is a common theme in my work.

There is no more stabbing and I'd like to thank Mr. and Mrs. Stutz for not pressing charges.

Skills

Branding, Content, Copywriting, Creative Direction, Marketing Strategy