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Snails have teeth - more teeth than sharks! The average garden snail has around 14,000 teeth. However, my son Flynn refuses to accept that snails have any teeth at all, even when presented with the evidence (like, y’know, Google and stuff).

So, being the incredibly petty person I am, I created this animation for the sole purpose of winding a five year old up, insisting that it is PROOF. He has already denounced my initial sketch as “nonsense”, so I look forward to seeing his reaction to this finished piece of entirely fact-based art. If nothing else, it will teach him that his mother is a massive idiot.