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AI could not give a monkey about your hard won qualifications




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Come on, let’s be super frank — AI is here. And it doesn’t care.

AI could not give a monkey about your hard won degree.

Not about your painful process. Not about your clever-clever ‘user journey’ in flippin’ Figma. It doesn’t get tired wrists, doesn’t want a cheeky raise, and doesn’t whine about credits. It just shows up, does the job, and is off to the next thing.

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Like a panda, it just eats shoots & leaves. Unlike a panda it’s faster. Cheaper, and crucially, more unbelievably average than the current efficiency chasers can ever dare to admit.

That’s the bit that should scare you — and the brands it’s being used for. It’s a scraper of what’s been done. Not a creator of what to do.

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I think it’s fair to say that very swiftly we are seeing middle-ground creativity taking one hell of a beating — if not wholesale assassination. There seems to be only two roles left: 

Those that decide what’s hot and those getting shot.

Because if creativity looks like a template… if ideas could be made with a plug-in… if the defining aspect is effort… it’s probably already been automated. But this isn’t game over. It’s game on.

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The new Creative Director isn’t a title. It’s a mission. These CD’s don’t wait for briefs, they get on and write their own, or even better, just get on with making something. The power of the MVP just went up a notch. Not Canva cowboys. Not deck decorators. Not idea hoarders. But cultural architects. Brand evangelists. Belief builders.

Yes, AI can write. Design. Present. Pitch. But it can’t build a brand with nerve, guts — it won’t ache when things don’t hit the mark. It can’t make people feel more than an immediate disposable ick. That’s the job now.

This isn’t the end of creativity. It’s the end of mediocrity.

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