About me

Homegrown Caellaighfournian, who loves the tasty things in life. I consume with my eyes, ears, heart and always my mouth—Wrangler du Franchie, Slam Franciscan, Latitudinally Gifted, Scathingly Sharp-Tongued, Unrealistical Witlessness.

Like everyone on the planet, wishing I had the ability to aggressively string words together with the indignant wit of the Sheen without having to keep it foolish and with less spousal knife battles.