ABOUT

People often ask me, ‘Whatever did Gary Wilmot do with his showbiz millions?’

I can tell you, exclusively: Gary ploughed every penny he had into developing a fantastic jetpack. He hoped to traverse the country, singing and dancing, doing physical comedy, opening supermarkets, and helping. Gary would never be late, ever again! Sadly, the specs were too high and his ambitious plans fell through. Without two farthings to rub together, tail between legs, it was back to the Wycombe Swan for panto season.